If I Close My Eyes

If I close my eyes, Mom will go away and so will the vegetables.
When I open my eyes, Mom is there again. Telling me to eat my vegetables.
Close. No Mom. No Vegetables.
Open. Mom. Vegetables.
Close. No Mom. No Vegetables.
Open. Mom. Vegetables.
Close. No Mom. No Vegetables.
Open. Mom. Vegetables.
Close. No Mom. No Vegetables.
Open. Mom. Vegetables.
Close. No Mom. No Vegetables.
Open. Mom. Vegetables.

It's the magic get-rid-of-mom-and-vegetables trick. Works every time ;)